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Call Me Biodegradable Because I Break Down So Easily on Ash Gray

Call Me Biodegradable Because I Break Down So Easily on Ash Gray

$30.00
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Call Me Biodegradable Sweatshirt | Funny Raccoon Graphic | Sublimated Ash Gray Crewneck

If you laugh so you don’t cry — this one’s for you. Our “Call Me Biodegradable Because I Break Down So Easily” sweatshirt perfectly captures that chaotic emotional energy with an adorable raccoon graphic that’s just a little too relatable.

Sublimated on a soft ash gray unisex crewneck, this design is infused into the fabric for a smooth, vintage-style finish that won’t crack or peel — just comfy, long-lasting wear for every meltdown in style.

Also available as a short sleeve tee or long sleeve shirt, so you can express your emotionally unstable raccoon vibes year-round.

✅ Product Features

  • 🦝 Funny “Call Me Biodegradable” raccoon design — dark humor meets cute forest goblin energy

  • 🎨 Sublimated on ash gray for a buttery soft, distressed look

  • 👕 Available in sweatshirt, short sleeve tee, and long sleeve options

  • 💬 Unisex fit — relaxed and cozy, perfect for everyday wear

  • 🎁 A hilarious gift for nature lovers, anxious girlies, and anyone who cries at commercials

⏳ Turnaround Time:

Each item is made to order. Please allow 7–10 business days for production before shipping.

Embrace the chaos and break down in comfort — add to cart and let your raccoon soul shine. 🖤