“What’s Your Birthstone? Mine Is Rock Bottom” Possum Tee | Funny Anxiety Shirt – Tee, Sweatshirt & Long Sleeve Options

If humor is your coping mechanism, this shirt gets it. Featuring a delightfully unhinged possum and the quote “What’s your birthstone? Mine is rock bottom,” this tee is for anyone who laughs through the chaos. Equal parts relatable and hilarious, it’s the perfect blend of feral energy and emotional honesty.

Professionally sublimated on an ash gray unisex tee, this design has a soft, vintage finish that won’t crack or peel. Also available as a cozy sweatshirt or long sleeve, so you can carry your emotional support possum through every season.

Available Styles

• 👕 Ash Gray Tee – soft and lightweight

• 👚 Long Sleeve Option – perfect for layering

• 🧥 Sweatshirt Option – cozy and oversized-ready

Product Features

• 🤪 Funny possum graphic – “What’s Your Birthstone? Mine Is Rock Bottom”

• 🎨 Sublimated on ash gray for a soft-hand, long-lasting finish

• 👌 Unisex fit – comfy, relaxed, true to size

• 🐾 Perfect for anxiety girlies, emotionally tired humans, possum lovers & dark humor enthusiasts

• 🎁 Makes a hilarious gift for friends, siblings, and anyone living on iced coffee and mental instability

⏳ Turnaround Time:

Made to order—please allow 7–10 business days for production before shipping.

Because if you're gonna hit rock bottom, you might as well look cute doing it. 🖤